Squish the Fish

New York Times bestselling author Dave Lundy recently published “Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery” and the book-burning riots in Miami haven’t stopped since. Order your laugh-out-loud copy today and prepare yourself for the party of a lifetime!

REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:

“Think ‘American Pie’ meets ‘The Hangover’. A clever, raunchy story that’ll lead you into a tailspin of sex, booze, and football.”

“Holy mother is it funny… and no, it’s not without a lot of heart; the type of heart you can only find in places like Buffalo, NY… in the dead of winter… after four consecutive Super Bowl losses.”

“[Fellow] ladies, this is a must read if you want a glimpse inside the minds of men. Enlightening, jaw-dropping, and hilarious!”

“Shameless, laugh-out-loud funny! Tucker Max type of escapades wrapped up in a plot with more twists-and-turns than a pole dancer”

OVERVIEW:

Robert and Jennifer’s “summer romance” was interrupted when his college buddy, Zabka, returned to Buffalo for a visit. The two friends had a night out that the police report described as, “beyond insane, even for knuckleheads that inebriated.” Since then, Jennifer’s leash around Robert’s neck just kept getting shorter and shorter.

Now it’s mid-December, and Zabka is planning an even bigger road-trip back to frigid Buffalo. He envisions a weekend overflowing with beer and girls that, in his words, “climaxes” with the Bills squishing the Dolphins to clinch the division’s playoff spot. But if Jennifer discovers his plans, there’s no telling what she’ll do.

Will drunken chaos spin out of control again? What unexpected trouble is flying up from Miami? When relationships, friendships, and rivalries collide, can anything survive? And where did the midget strippers come from?! Nothing can prepare this incompatible cast of characters for this wild winter weekend.